catesstrophe:

today a dude slammed my finger on accident because he was closing a metal drawer i had my fingers in and i was on drive through and i literally screamed into the headset and the lady just kept ordering her drink as i was trying to hush down three different LOUD MEN SAYING “OH MY GOD WHAT DID HE DO TO YOUR HAND”

she just kept going 

i screamed into a headset and she just kept going

(via hookbillkoopa)


nikkiimarchy:

catseverywhere:

Still learning how to cat. It’s a slow process.

He turns around like “THIS ISNT WORKING”

nikkiimarchy:

catseverywhere:

Still learning how to cat. It’s a slow process.

He turns around like “THIS ISNT WORKING”

(via sliceofbri)

ruinedchildhood:

I just died

ruinedchildhood:

I just died



loserchildhotpants:

marinashutup:

one time sophomore year this girl told a boy that she couldn’t go swimming because she was on her period and didn’t have a tampon and he said “can’t you just hold it” and this is why we need better sex education

OH GOD

(via yaoi-yaoieverywhere)


runs-on-ramen:

necessary:

he needs those parts for his space ship

he’s going to otter space

runs-on-ramen:

necessary:

he needs those parts for his space ship

he’s going to otter space

(Source: jajaneenee, via rnarkiplier)

zodiacsociety:

The first word you see is your other-half’s zodiac sign!It’s the one you are subconsciously attracted to the most.Which zodiac sign did you see first?

dawww sagittarius! That’s what my bf is! :D

zodiacsociety:

The first word you see is your other-half’s zodiac sign!
It’s the one you are subconsciously attracted to the most.
Which zodiac sign did you see first?

dawww sagittarius! That’s what my bf is! :D

thebest-memes:

"No matter how bad you fuck up at work, you didn’t fucked up this bad"

thebest-memes:

"No matter how bad you fuck up at work, you didn’t fucked up this bad"

(via grownasschild)


f0ursharps:

IT WAS A TRAP

f0ursharps:

IT WAS A TRAP

(Source: memewhore, via rnarkiplier)


Was going through loverofthedarkcleo's blog, then I found this.

Was going through loverofthedarkcleo's blog, then I found this.

The Signs on Their Way to Steal Your Significant Other

shitthesignssay:

Aries

Taurus

Gemini

Cancer

Leo

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Virgoimage

Libra

Scorpio

Sagittarius

Capricorn

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Aquarius

Pisces

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(via loverofthedarkcleo)