There’s a big ass spider in my room and when I saw it I said holy shit and it fell off the wall.
I just scared a spider.
The tables have turned.
Apparently there is a spider problem tonight.
They’re just gonna invade everywhere all at once.
When I came back from work yesterday, I smelled my boyfriend’s body spray. “Why are you wearing Axe?” I asked. “I’m not,” he said. “There was a spider descending from the ceiling, so I sprayed it with my body spray. It didn’t work, so I used my can of deodorant instead. It learned a valuable lesson…”