naturalcomedian:

reilpikram:

naturalcomedian:

There’s a big ass spider in my room and when I saw it I said holy shit and it fell off the wall.

I just scared a spider.

The tables have turned.

Apparently there is a spider problem tonight.

They’re just gonna invade everywhere all at once.

When I came back from work yesterday, I smelled my boyfriend’s body spray. “Why are you wearing Axe?” I asked. “I’m not,” he said. “There was a spider descending from the ceiling, so I sprayed it with my body spray. It didn’t work, so I used my can of deodorant instead. It learned a valuable lesson…”

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chiaki-nanamayor:

dude, why are you wearing a table.

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sexcouture:

i dont even know anymore

he changed so much since he started doing meth

not since the accident

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youve-been-daft-punkd:

easy-breezy-beautiful-fangirl:

bro-slimshady-strider:

faisdm:

scarecrowartist:

moonakatah:

guroboros:

moonakatah:

bro-slimshady-strider:

I demand they make an anime and base a character off of me right now

HOLD IT!

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WHATS THAT I HEAR? ANNOYING FEMALE SIDEKICK? REPORTING FOR DUTY SIR, AND READY TO DO…

…WHATEVER IT IS WE DO.

Did you really think you could make a series without including a villain? 

THINK AGAIN YOU PREPPY LOOKIN’ KIDS

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Time to go to work, beatrice! looks like troubles afoot!

YOU GUYS GOT ANY ROOM FOR A QUIRKY, HYPERACTIVE, COMIC RELIEF CYBORG ON YOUR LITTLE TEAM??

Couldn’t resist.

I actually really dig this cyborg character
And the villain is great too

There are times when I am annoyed with the Tumblr community. This is not one of those times.

SOMEONE MAKE THE ANIME

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appropriately-inappropriate:

apersnicketylemon:

cultureshift:

This person reached their sixth week of life following conception. They were not just a clump of cells. If you are going to advocate for the killing of unborn children, at least accept their humanity and stop believing the pro-choice lie.

Abortion kills an innocent living human being.

Just gonna pop in here because this is actually a cat fetus, not a human fetus. Fetal cats are typically grey, like the one shown above. If this was a human fetus it would be pink. You can see more here, as you can see they display two images with three 28 day fetuses, the top one is a cat, and is very similar to this one (Almost identical).

You’ll use literally anything for propaganda won’t you? (Another hint to this is human embryo’s do not keep their tails into fetal development at 6 weeks, humans lose their tail at 4 weeks, this is either not as developed as you claim… or definitely not a human The evidence is pointing to the latter).

Pro-life activism:

Confusing cats for kids since it was convenient for them.

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cuntphrase:

unpopularqueen:

I LITERALLY STRUGGLE TO BELIEVE THAT SOME PEOPLE HAVNT TRIED TIM TAMS, VEGEMITE, FAIRY BREAD, WIZZ FIZZ, CHICOS, MINTIES AND CARAMELLO KOALAS
U R MISSING SK MUCH

are those street names for drugs

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denchguy:

shavingryansprivates:

spero-e-sospiro:

shavingryansprivates:

i have a structured settlement but i need cash now

Call JG Wentworth: 877-CASH-NOW!

877-CASH-NOW?

877-CASH NOW!!!!

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14th2:

aiclan:

afrogay:

if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all invited 

if

great, the only party ive ever been invited to and he might not even die

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gifyourass:

How the world sees America.

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ASK ME ANYTHING {HONEST HOUR} reblog if you want your followers to ask you ANY of theses questions!!

myidiotskeepmegoing:

1. age

2.how tall are you

3. 4 fears

4. 4 things you love

5. sexual orientation

6. 3 turn offs

7. 4 turn ons

8.what do you miss

9.birthday

10. top 4 favorite quotes

11. favorite food

12.favorite books

13.what is something you dislike about today?

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lokis-green-and-golden-queen:

mecto-amorous:

sleepyshibe:

1 sqft of bun

Fun fact: a group of bunnies is called a fluffle.

1 SQFT OF FLUFFLE

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